When I was younger I got spit on by a chimpanzee at the zoo and after that incident, my friends started saying I was the chimpanzee’s rival, a monkey.
my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp
Zhehun’s first giveaway!
HELLO FRIENDS wowow I’ve been saving up for this giveaway since about?? Two months ago?? I have a lot of spare cash and I wanted to hold a giveaway because I just reached 4K followers heck yeah
There will be 2 winners!
♥ ; 1 Fuji Instax Mini 8 Polaroid
♥ ; 1 Etude House BB cream Bright Fit (I will be asking what tone you’d like when the giveaway is over!)
♥ ; 2 Ichigo Milk Flavor soaps
♥ ; 1 EXO K/M Wolf 88 sweater
♥ ; 1 EXO XOXO Wolf hat
♥ ; 1 MCM Backpack in light beige
♥ ; An EXO album of your choice, both Chinese and Korean version
♥ ; 1 BWCW T-Shirt in Grey
♥ ; Nature Republic 6 Hand Cream Set + EXO Photocard (the photocard will be chosen at random!)
♥ ; Any 3 items above EXCEPT the MCM backpack and Fuji Instax Polaroid because those are heckin’ expensive T^T
1. You don’t have to follow me, but since this is for my followers, I’ll be doing some bargaining! A follow counts as 2 entries (So if you are following me and you like this post, then that counts as a total of 3 entries).
2. Likes count as 1 entry!
3. You can only reblog this thrice! 1 reblog counts as 1 entry.
4. Both winners have 72 hours to reply to my message, or I will be picking a new winner. I will send my message twice, in case Tumblr happens to eat the first one.
5. You have to be comfortable with telling me your address!
6. I will ship everywhere ^^
7. Please, no giveaway blogs! I’ll be checking!
8. I’ll be using a random generator to decide the winner.
Giveaway ends on the 1st of May! Have fun~ ^^
im tired of everything and i want money
having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch
given my follower count and the number of days in a year its way more than reasonable to assume that it’s one of your birthdays today
happy birthday whoever you are
let’s talk about chanyeol’s facial expression when he sings
if you ever get sad..just remember that chanyeol turned into kyungsoo at one point in the history books
illuminati tbhPower of a demon biatch.
spawn of satan mothafucka